Paul was born long, long ago in Cincinnati, Ohio. He had a normal childhood and did moderately well in school. When he came of age, he went to numerous colleges, starting with Ohio State University in Columbus and culminating at Kennesaw State College north of Atlanta.

That’s right: mid-college, he moved South where he indulged in fatty cuisine and intolerance for his fellow man. He received a BA in English which, sadly, benefited him little. Paul, in his early years, lacked a teacher’s temperament and professional writing jobs were few. Undaunted, our hero returned to school where he received a degree in Computer Animation. For the next decade, he worked in the video game industry. During that ten-year span, he relocated from Georgia to sunny Southern California. He also took a wife and–much to society’s chagrin–produced twin offspring. In addition to his stint as an artist for games, Paul also worked in fast food, retail, writing (some fifteen years after getting his English degree), video editing, teaching, and–most recently–more writing.

Paul’s turn-ons are kittens, walks in the rain, and watching movies. He is, to this day, shockingly intolerant of his fellow man.